Opinion Deputy Mugs

Keep off religion and politics and also the Grass.

Difference of Opinion

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"I think you'll like this idea-it's sort of 'dull' meets 'inoffensive.' "

Giant merger.

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

The Adventures of Tom Friedman, Boy Reporter

Do you go for Hannity or O'Reilly? Tough call. O'Reilly's presence is so big, fearless. Whereas Hannity has a wicked fast tongue and such inner strength. As symbolized externally by his jawline. O'Reilly is so tall. Something strange is happening. Coulter's a bit masculine for my tastes. Ditto. HOJ.

"Take the severance package, Hayward. The rest of the board wanted a ritual slaying."

Confirmation Bias

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

E Pluribus Nada

'Ed' 'Op-ed'

"George we don't have an opposing point of view!"

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

The Cartoonist's armoury

'I can't talk now Kevin. I'm under house arrest.'

'I heard you mom is really strict.'

Tucker Carlson

"The problem with facts is that they get in the way of ignorance."

Big government pig

An opinion, An opinion with a lot of money on top,

'I understand your world view, but what world do you come from?'

'You're on my soapbox !'

'Correction,Dear- it's OUR newspaper!'

"It's another poll asking if we'll ever trust another poll again."

"Do you have an opinion on opinion polls?"

"I don't believe the liberal weather media!"

Editorial Page - People Who Agree With You vs. Idiots

'I think the only reason my job hasn't been outsourced is because nobody knows what I do around here.'

'The level of my tolerance is only surpassed by the stupidity of people who don't share my opinion.'

'Only mindless sheep watch Fox News!'

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

My opinions do not necessarily reflect those of the station, its advertisers and especially the teleprompter technician, who thinks I'm a total freakin' mor