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Danger! Snake heaven.

"Relax. It's just a movie."

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

'Who wants to be examined first?'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

What's Their Secret?

'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.'

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

'You get to see the countryside, meet interesting characters and relax traveling this way. Besides, I'm scared of flying.'

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

Death By Mattress

Therapy Group For Those Who Are Afraid of Therapy Groups

'Your, 'Never can come out in public' session is over. After I leave the room, you come out and slink away!'

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

"No, a fear of snakes is not unusual, but in your case..."

'I've got it in pill form, but for really fast relief from panic attacks...'

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

'Honey, that spider's in the bath again!'

Bee

'I wish you had come in to see me sooner, before your phobia had started running wild.'

Customer: 'I'm looking for books to help me overcome my fear of mice and snakes.' Clerk: 'Oh. Eeeee-Books?'

'Wow-he's a big one.You're not afraid of bears,are you Al?'

"There was a bee."

So how long have you had this fear of spiders ?

"Help!"

'Mom! That disease ... fear of vegetables. I got it.'

Horse bolts from Horse-box it sees in a carpark.