Monday Phobia Survivor T-Shirts

'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

'Who wants to be examined first?'

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

'Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until next Monday?'

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

Monday morning is nigh.

"Doesn't it make sense to move Casual Friday to Monday?"

Get up and go

Man prays: 'Lord help me to be humble, and I want that by 10am Monday.'

Workaholic

"He hates his six-monthly visits."

"Let's just say this hasn't been a Monday morning of magical thinking."

Mondays...

"Rex hates getting up in the mornings."

'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

'Monday is too far from Friday, yet Friday is too close to Monday.'

Danger! Snake heaven.

Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty to tax evasion by reason of math phobia.'

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

'Doctor, do you realize that's the third porcupine this week to faint at the sight of a needle?'

"Do you ever get that 'Monday morning' feeling?"

Boss to secretary: Be careful, Miss Fabersham. Remember, the love of Monday is the root of all evil.

'The tough part of making a living is that you have to do it all over again tomorrow.'

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

Bee

The best cure for a laughing jag is Monday morning.

"How long have I been typing on a waffle maker."

"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."

BUS, 'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

"I solved the maze in fifty-three seconds, but it was a Monday level."