Monday Phobia Survivor Mugs

'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

'Who wants to be examined first?'

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

'Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until next Monday?'

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

Monday morning is nigh.

"Doesn't it make sense to move Casual Friday to Monday?"

Get up and go

Man prays: 'Lord help me to be humble, and I want that by 10am Monday.'

"He hates his six-monthly visits."

Workaholic

Mondays...

"Let's just say this hasn't been a Monday morning of magical thinking."

"Rex hates getting up in the mornings."

'Monday is too far from Friday, yet Friday is too close to Monday.'

'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

Danger! Snake heaven.

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty to tax evasion by reason of math phobia.'

Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

Bee

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

"Do you ever get that 'Monday morning' feeling?"

Boss to secretary: Be careful, Miss Fabersham. Remember, the love of Monday is the root of all evil.

'Doctor, do you realize that's the third porcupine this week to faint at the sight of a needle?'

'The tough part of making a living is that you have to do it all over again tomorrow.'

All days are exactly the same for me, but somehow Mondays always seem to be the worst!

The best cure for a laughing jag is Monday morning.

"How long have I been typing on a waffle maker."

"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."

"I solved the maze in fifty-three seconds, but it was a Monday level."