"IOU 1 BAGEL."
Morning Madness Survivor Mugs
Kickstart their mornings with a mug that understands the chaos! Our morning madness survivor mugs blend humor and functionality, helping your loved ones smile through their busiest, most chaotic mornings.
Future garbage truck driver.
We Have A Lot To Cover.....
"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."
"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"
'So far, the only dreams I've achieved have been nightmares.'
'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?
"Tough time getting out of the house this morning?"
Sleep Clinic. ZZZZZZ. We can tell a lot about somebody's sleep by the sounds they make. This subject is experiencing normal, restful sleep. YYYYYY. He's having fitful sleep because his girlfriend dumped him. MMMMMM. It looks a lot like he's having a dream about a delicious meal. BBBBBB. This gardener is having a nightmare about disturbing a hive. And what's happening here? I think he's look forward to "talk like a pirate day"! RRRRRR.
"Let's just say this hasn't been a Monday morning of magical thinking."
Mondays...
'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'
"I didn't think this shift was ever going to end, YOU are in for a long day my friend, and water-bottle is going to have to come in early."
'zzz... nyarrrgh... fwa... ...ack... k... na...graa...' - '' - 'I just had the worst dream...' - '' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - ''
Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?
"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."
"I hate a sarcastic cup of coffee."
'Give him a moment. He's not a morning person.'
"It was Monday morning, he kept hitting the snooze button, and before he knew it, it had been twenty years."
"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."
BUS, 'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'
'This has got to be a Monday.'
Wind-up Radio
'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'
Rise and shine
Wordilly Durdillies - Larry needed time to get his head together
'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'
Three-Martini Breakfast
"He's always like this on a Monday morning"
'Well - how'd the party go, after I left last night?'
Inside-of-Body-Experience
"I'm totally run-down, out of patience and in need of a day off. . . I hate Mondays."
"Stan's not much of a morning person...then again, he's not much of and afternoon or evening person, either!"
The only good thing about my recurring nightmare is that it's slightly better than my recurring days.
"Of COURSE I run into the cute guy the day I just rolled out of bed but didn't roll in something smelly yet."
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