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"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

Sir Edward Elgar

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

'I've a horrible feeling I've left one of the implements inside the patient, Chang.'

"Now she's saying there'll have to be an pre-nuptial agreement."

"In this business the ball takes funny bounces. I got you a recording contract."

Welcome to the wonderful world of abstract mime.

Norns weaving

Fairy Godmother

Johann Strauss

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Fairy

"Don't forget the spaghetti dinner at Sparolini's after the show."

'Every new neurosurgery intern has to make the joke about the patient having an 'open mind' but then they get over it.'

"Enjoy the movie, and try not to cry too loud at the end when the dog comes home."

"Does it occur to you that the only thing separating us is a basket of bar snacks? And a flimsy basket at that?"

"Huge fan."

"Will someone be completing my surgery?"

Sergeant Meryll (of the Yeomen of the Guard)

'The magician? I don't know. He seems to have vanished into thin air.'

'I'm word perfect on every line, but can't for the life me remember in what order the lines come...'

'Say, aren't you the building inspector who gave us such a hard time when we were building a house last year?'