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"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'Our interns work extremely long hours. The harness will help keep them awake during your operation.'

Sir Edward Elgar

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

"In this business the ball takes funny bounces. I got you a recording contract."

"Now she's saying there'll have to be an pre-nuptial agreement."

'I've a horrible feeling I've left one of the implements inside the patient, Chang.'

Welcome to the wonderful world of abstract mime.

Norns weaving

Richard Wagner

Johann Strauss

Fairy Godmother

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"What's the big idea comin' in late, Cratchit?..."

Fairy

Welcome Sufferers of Stage Fright

"Don't forget the spaghetti dinner at Sparolini's after the show."

'Every new neurosurgery intern has to make the joke about the patient having an 'open mind' but then they get over it.'

'Notice how I stare at the forms like I'm actually reading them... and generally moving very slowly so I'm a little further behind schedule as the day progresses.'

"Does it occur to you that the only thing separating us is a basket of bar snacks? And a flimsy basket at that?"

Sergeant Meryll (of the Yeomen of the Guard)

'The magician? I don't know. He seems to have vanished into thin air.'

"Enjoy the movie, and try not to cry too loud at the end when the dog comes home."

"Huge fan."

"Will someone be completing my surgery?"

Christopher Ecclestone.

'I'm word perfect on every line, but can't for the life me remember in what order the lines come...'