Operating Theatre T-Shirts

"You don't think his stitches are TOO tight,do you?"

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

"Will someone be completing my surgery?"

Felix Mendelssohn

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

Eager to get back out but want to limit your exposure? Come to Barry's barbershop, restaurant, gym 'n cinema.

'Pardon me, Doctor; but exactly where did you study anaesthesiology?'

'You'll be awake during the entire procedure...but no peeking!'

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

"If this isn't successful, the next one is on us."

Damn defibrillators.

"Let's just start cutting and see what happens."

'Say, please.'

Say, aren't you my old shop teacher who said I couldn't cut a straight line to save my life?

'I've a horrible feeling I've left one of the implements inside the patient, Chang.'

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

"...and how about you, Wellington? Does this smell funny to you?"

'Every new neurosurgery intern has to make the joke about the patient having an 'open mind' but then they get over it.'

Hazing - In the Vienna Philharmonic

'Doctor, I don't think the five-second rule applies to transplant organs.'

'Say, aren't you the building inspector who gave us such a hard time when we were building a house last year?'

'You're wrong...this is brain surgery.'

"You know that feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why you're there..."

'Lunch!'

True Love

Ludwig van Beethoven

The Surgeon Finds the Source of the Problem

Purple dress

'Forgive the interruption, but can the surgeon wait until after he operates on me to play his chess.'

Gentlemen of Japan

Wow, is that the new lithotripter? No, it's the new Dolby surround sound system, with extra-tech woofers.

"Cut the opera, Fred, and go to sleep!"

"Okay go ahead, but I say the appendix is on the right."