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"I can catch-you can't throw."

Nurse cautioning a patient

Surgeon Finds Heart Reading 'Be my Valentine'.

"Hold it. I'd like a second opinion!"

"We have to stop meeting this way, Allison!"

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

"Sorry, that's not my table."

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

"I give up. Where's the patient?'

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

'Pardon me, Doctor; but exactly where did you study anaesthesiology?'

"If this isn't successful, the next one is on us."

'You'll be awake during the entire procedure...but no peeking!'

"I think you may have your gown on back to front."

"Let's just start cutting and see what happens."

'Say, please.'

"And it'll stay clamped until you play my Usher CD."

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

"...and how about you, Wellington? Does this smell funny to you?"

'There's been unexpected complications involving your husband's bill.'

An aspiring magician as well as a top notch surgeon, Dr.Curmbott always tried the old tablecloth trick after each operation.'

'Sure your attorney can be in the operating room, during you surgery, but we'll have to give him anesthesia too.'

"Got it!"

Surgery / Canteen - The perplexities of priorites.

'Doctor, I don't think the five-second rule applies to transplant organs.'

"Oh. I know what that organ is! Wait, don't tell me."

'You're wrong...this is brain surgery.'

"You know that feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why you're there..."

"....And Mother Yancy will be assisting the reattachment team this morning..."

The Grim Reaper as a surgical assistant.

'Lunch!'

CLINIC, 'Are you worried about passing your blood test?', 'Heck, no -- anybody can BLEED.'

'There's a cake in the Drs. lounge. Happy 5,000th surgery!'