Opening A Hardware Store Pillows

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Sale! Weed Whackers

Important Food Groups

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Check out this new store."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

Witch Hardware

'Where do you keep the elbow-grease?'

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

Blackjack: free lemonade!

Men's Prayer Group.

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

'It's an S.E.C. approved GPS system...'

Capt. Ahab's landlocked brother Morab, searching for the white elephant.

"So long, Mr Schwartz. I'm leaving. Nowadays, software's where it's at."

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

'Do you have any duck tape?'

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

Bob's DIY Store

"That's closer to the shade of taupe I want, but it's still not quite right!"

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

Do It Yourself Stores: Help Wanted

'I'd like you to meet the saw, the hammer and, well, you know the drill.'

Pork Lift