Opening A Retail Store Pillows

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"How do you make any money?"

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

Important Food Groups

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"This is our soft opening."

"How fresh is the calamari?"

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

Garlic Free Zone.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Check out this new store."

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'Cooking'

Local food for local consumption

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Books / Coffee table books

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

Kentucky Fried Horse

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

'House wine?'

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

'Order fast, folks - the prices have an expiration date.'

"You're looking remarkably well done today."