Open Marriage Enthusiast Gifts

"Honey, I know I agreed to an open marriage, but maybe we could close it just a smidge."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

Mrs Cat waiting for Mr Cat coming home late.

So all is not rosy in the garden?

"I married for contrast."

'We tried marriage your way and it didn't work. Now it's my way!'

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, for whatever that's worth these days.'

Apply to marry multi-marriage failure.

Gender Symbols

'I'm not the sitting tenant, I'm your husband.'

"I love marriage...It's my husband I hate."

'I thought Lobsters mate for life.'

'You told me I should run the house like a business, so what am I bid for dinner?'

". . . Do you both like and subscribe. . ."

"Why, it's a little piece of red yarn! Oh Harold, you always know JUST what to get me."

"I went ahead and got married without knowing the possible side effects."

'Sorry darling, I'm too tired to lift you onto your pedestal tonight.'

"Now, if something happens to your marriage, do you want do-not resuscitate?"

"That's Stuart and Vivian Muntner. They're a one-marriage family."

'Harriet just became a senior, but she's an oldie, but goodie.'

"Well, Pook, here's to one old marriage that just won't go away."

"I agreed to 'for better' and 'for worse,' but never to 'for mysterious' and 'withholding'."

"Tim, I'm having a problem with your marriage proposal."

'Will you marry me, Miss?'

The widow's intended: 'Well, Tommy, has your mother told you of my good fortune.' Tommy: 'No. She only said she was going to marry you!'

"Every night when I go home my wife whispers those three little words, 'wipe your feet'."

Old Man and Women

"What makes a happy marriage - how should I know? Ask your mother."