Open Dialogue Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I agree with the government.'

'Enough frank and honest talk. Let's go back to hypocrisy and dishonest talk.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"Could I ask just one question?"

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

Exciting potato bugs.

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID MAMET

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

Attention Span Man

"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."

Big Talk/Small Talk.

'I leave a few spaces so you can get a few words in edgeways.'

"What do you mean 'This affair is going nowhere'? This isn't nowhere."

"I used to waste a lot of time explaining myself to family, friends and shrinks. Now I only explain myself to Rick."

I've been scouting new locations for the strip. Great. We can certainly use some. Have you found anything exciting so far? Yes. A bench on the other side of the park. It has a trash can in the background.

News and Magazines. Record Debt. Dollar Down. How can the dollar be weak when we've been giving it such a good workout?

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

'No, he didn't have any last words,his wife was in there and she did all of the talking right up to the end.'