Open Dialogue Enthusiast Pillows

'I agree with the government.'

'Enough frank and honest talk. Let's go back to hypocrisy and dishonest talk.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Could I ask just one question?"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID MAMET

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

Attention Span Man

"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."

Big Talk/Small Talk.

'I leave a few spaces so you can get a few words in edgeways.'

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

"I used to waste a lot of time explaining myself to family, friends and shrinks. Now I only explain myself to Rick."

'No, he didn't have any last words,his wife was in there and she did all of the talking right up to the end.'

"What do you mean 'This affair is going nowhere'? This isn't nowhere."

"The Doctor is just wonderful!! He listens to all my irrelevant, boring stories!"

"I worry about every little thing. Barry's more of a generalist."