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"What do you mean 'This affair is going nowhere'? This isn't nowhere."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

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"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

'Iguana know what time it is.'

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

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"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

"My love language - I give words of affirmation when receiving gifts of cheese."

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

"Just once I'd like it if you could tell me you love me without using flash cards."

"I'm sorry darling, did I just say, 'I hate you with every micro-fiber of my being'?"

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

"Kids today are so blasé. Her first word was 'meh' instead of mommy."

"I said to him eventually, I said marriage is something you're just going to have to do on your own."

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

'I agree with the government.'

The unfortunate night there were two talking sticks at the conflict resolution meeting.

"Well, I'm an expert on communication!"

"It's late, Johnny, I don't think any television is on now."

"I think it was Shakespeare who said 'A meadow that isn't just as lovely from the window of a bullet train isn't lovely at all.'"

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'Let's face it, marriage isn't just a word it's a sentence!'

"When I said 'kiss me' I didn't mean literally."