Love Dialogue Enthusiast Mugs

"What do you mean 'This affair is going nowhere'? This isn't nowhere."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Exciting potato bugs.

LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID MAMET

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

It's not always a good idea for two contrarians like you to be together. You hear that, you old battle-axe? Yeah, I hear that, you old coot. That'll be $150.

"My love language - I give words of affirmation when receiving gifts of cheese."

I've been scouting new locations for the strip. Great. We can certainly use some. Have you found anything exciting so far? Yes. A bench on the other side of the park. It has a trash can in the background.

Cops' Right to Beat You in Private Shall Not Be Infringed

News and Magazines. Record Debt. Dollar Down. How can the dollar be weak when we've been giving it such a good workout?

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

"Just once I'd like it if you could tell me you love me without using flash cards."

"I'm sorry darling, did I just say, 'I hate you with every micro-fiber of my being'?"

'I wonder if TED ever listens.'

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

"I said to him eventually, I said marriage is something you're just going to have to do on your own."

"Kids today are so blasé. Her first word was 'meh' instead of mommy."

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

'I agree with the government.'

The unfortunate night there were two talking sticks at the conflict resolution meeting.

"Well, I'm an expert on communication!"

"It's late, Johnny, I don't think any television is on now."

I heard you've to an awful, mysterious pain in the side of your face. Yeah. You can try the modern approach, drug yourself silly so you don't feel the pain. You know a better way, Sadie? Well, in your case, I'd suggest going with the tried and true cure-all: Drill a hole in your head to let out the demons. No need. You're already out. That's ... Well-played, nemesis. Well-played.

'We may be old but the supermarket's automatic doors still acknowledge our existence, so we still matter.'

"When I said 'kiss me' I didn't mean literally."

'Let's face it, marriage isn't just a word it's a sentence!'

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