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"As you probably heard me telling Liz, I'd like to start seeing other twins."

Rex Turgid, Secret Swinger

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"You don't whisper anymore."

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Paint pots in love

Urns in love

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

Growing Love

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

"Erm, I don't think it meant just before the ceremony!!"

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

"Too desperate?"

'Now then, let me explain the rules of this therapy.'

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

'Not an orgasm, just the bed springs, I'm afraid.'

Love

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

"I'm looking for a man who has an unwavering character, except when he's talking to me."

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

"While you're at it, could you give him some pizzazz?"

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."