Opec Observer Gifts

Saudi Oil: Non-Production Manager

Flags

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

"Are we there yet?"

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Greek Crisis

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

'How dare they make these kind of suggestions?!'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Fish tank filled with sardines.

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'I suppose it was a blessing. Toward the end he was finding it very difficult to remain competitive.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"What should we do with this extra part?"

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

You are here.

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

Brexit 2016

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"