Opec Observer Gifts

Saudi Oil: Non-Production Manager

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'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

He used to pass the buck, since being promoted to management he gets to call it delegating authority.

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

"Are we there yet?"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

Greek Crisis

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

'How dare they make these kind of suggestions?!'

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'I suppose it was a blessing. Toward the end he was finding it very difficult to remain competitive.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Fish tank filled with sardines.

"What should we do with this extra part?"

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

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Brexit 2016

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.