Oompah Music Lovers Gifts

'I'm sorry, but there are no guitars in 'Oom-pah Band Hero'.'

'Has Oprah ever been married?'

'Then it's agreed -- we'll prepare a pamphlet showing how the public could save money with our company and then get it on Ophrah's book list ... '

Art Garfunkel.

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

"I don't have any opinions, and my wife things whatever Oprah thinks,."

Loud Chorister

The Rolling Bones

"Here's one I wrote myself. It's called 'Blues for the Guy I'm Laying Off.'"

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . .

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

MAH MOO MAH MAH MOO MOO MOO MOO MAH MOOMAH MOO MAH MAH MOOMAH MOO MOO!

'Oh no! A Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme lord!'

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

"...And somebody's been listening to my Berlioz!"

'The Supreme Court today upheld a lower court ruling, only to have it overturned by Oprah!'

"I had a wonderful time. I just wish you were Oprah giving away cars."

I was a huge Beatles fan right from the start. I remember waiting backstage after each show.

Clam - The Dance Mix

'It's times like this when I ask myself, what would Oprah do?'

'I'm going on vacation next week - If you have any problems, here's Oprah's number.'

"That reminds me, I was going to get my daughter piano lessons!"

'What the heck ever happened to all the great polka bands.'

In-law country

'I'd be interested in any stocks that are Oprah-approved.'

'Wow - no wonder you get the birds!'

Flipping the Script

"It went blank, then I missed Oprah, figure out the rest!"

Hospital ER. My CD player malfunctioned! And now there's a song stuck in his head!

Out of work, homeless, need saxophone lessons.

This next song's about multitasking. So, sit back, sing along, clap in time, light a candle, make a request, think of a loved one, give them a call and enjoy.

I did not give you permission to get a mohawk, young man!

Aram Khachaturian

Oprah Winfrey