Oompah Music Lovers Gifts

'I'm sorry, but there are no guitars in 'Oom-pah Band Hero'.'

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

Loud Chorister

The Rolling Bones

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . .

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

"Here's one I wrote myself. It's called 'Blues for the Guy I'm Laying Off.'"

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

MAH MOO MAH MAH MOO MOO MOO MOO MAH MOOMAH MOO MAH MAH MOOMAH MOO MOO!

'Oh no! A Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme lord!'

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

"...And somebody's been listening to my Berlioz!"

'The Supreme Court today upheld a lower court ruling, only to have it overturned by Oprah!'

Clam - The Dance Mix

'It's times like this when I ask myself, what would Oprah do?'

"I had a wonderful time. I just wish you were Oprah giving away cars."

"That reminds me, I was going to get my daughter piano lessons!"

'I'd be interested in any stocks that are Oprah-approved.'

"It went blank, then I missed Oprah, figure out the rest!"

'Wow - no wonder you get the birds!'

In-law country

'What the heck ever happened to all the great polka bands.'

Out of work, homeless, need saxophone lessons.

This next song's about multitasking. So, sit back, sing along, clap in time, light a candle, make a request, think of a loved one, give them a call and enjoy.

The wild rover in 'Ye Olde Museum of Folk.'

You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.