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People told me virtual dating was safe!

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

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"You can all unroll yourselves now. We're heading back up."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'I think I found the bottleneck, Boss.'

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

"Come to my office. I need to cascade with you offline."

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

'Let's begin our meeting. Everybody talk, nobody listen.'

'I have no idea what a Wiki is but I want one on my desk next week, now move it, people!'

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

Production Meeting: Excuses

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What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

Pete's trying to groom himself"

"Oh, I'm okay. This is just my resting zoom face."

"It's over between us Brian. . . as soon as I've announced it on twitter."

'George and I met on line!'

"Ironic, isn't it? I spend one-third of my life asleep, and the other two-thirds pretending to be awake!"

"I don't know about you, but ever since we invented language, I've been getting a lot less sex."

'Your best shot is to whimper outside the door, and see what happens.'

'185,496 views already! Late to the party. Again.'

"When you said on your profile you are 'loyal and affectionate' I expected something a little different."

"I thought it might speed up the dating process."

'Jeremy and I have decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

I merely wanted to read books.

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"Looks like mum's preparing to go on social media."

All Roads Lead To Rome.

"Darling your Facebook friends are here!"

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'I just can't believe you've been masquerading as an internet user all these years.'