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People told me virtual dating was safe!

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

"We need a best practice swim lane to leverage our core competency, move the needle outside the box, and open the kimono while keeping our ducks in a row. Can anyone give me a sustainable solution to more vertical effectiveness without getting too granula

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I think I found the bottleneck, Boss.'

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

"Come to my office. I need to cascade with you offline."

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

'Let's begin our meeting. Everybody talk, nobody listen.'

'I have no idea what a Wiki is but I want one on my desk next week, now move it, people!'

Production Meeting: Excuses

Female Boss 6

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

Pete's trying to groom himself"

'George and I met on line!'

"Ironic, isn't it? I spend one-third of my life asleep, and the other two-thirds pretending to be awake!"

"Oh, I'm okay. This is just my resting zoom face."

'Your best shot is to whimper outside the door, and see what happens.'

"I don't know about you, but ever since we invented language, I've been getting a lot less sex."

'Jeremy and I have decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

I merely wanted to read books.

"I thought it might speed up the dating process."

"When you said on your profile you are 'loyal and affectionate' I expected something a little different."

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'We really need to get on-message about out responsive reciprocal concepts, on-message.'

"Looks like mum's preparing to go on social media."

All Roads Lead To Rome.

'I just can't believe you've been masquerading as an internet user all these years.'

'Dad, I know we're on vacation, but Rags needs to go to the vet.'