Online Rendezvous Navigator Prints

People told me virtual dating was safe!

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

"We need a best practice swim lane to leverage our core competency, move the needle outside the box, and open the kimono while keeping our ducks in a row. Can anyone give me a sustainable solution to more vertical effectiveness without getting too granula

"You can all unroll yourselves now. We're heading back up."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'I think I found the bottleneck, Boss.'

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

"Come to my office. I need to cascade with you offline."

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

'Let's begin our meeting. Everybody talk, nobody listen.'

'I have no idea what a Wiki is but I want one on my desk next week, now move it, people!'

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

Production Meeting: Excuses

Female Boss 6

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

Pete's trying to groom himself"

"Oh, I'm okay. This is just my resting zoom face."

"It's over between us Brian. . . as soon as I've announced it on twitter."

'George and I met on line!'

"Ironic, isn't it? I spend one-third of my life asleep, and the other two-thirds pretending to be awake!"

"I don't know about you, but ever since we invented language, I've been getting a lot less sex."

'Your best shot is to whimper outside the door, and see what happens.'

'185,496 views already! Late to the party. Again.'

"When you said on your profile you are 'loyal and affectionate' I expected something a little different."

"I thought it might speed up the dating process."

'Jeremy and I have decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

I merely wanted to read books.

Arrivals: 'Check out our web site at www.air.arr'Departures: 'Check out our web site at www.air.dep'

"Looks like mum's preparing to go on social media."

All Roads Lead To Rome.

"Darling your Facebook friends are here!"

'We really need to get on-message about out responsive reciprocal concepts, on-message.'

'I just can't believe you've been masquerading as an internet user all these years.'