Online Privacy Jester Pillows

'The best way to protect your privacy is through a flood of misinformation obscuring the truth.'

Hardware and software

'More government surveillance!'

Bad Interview Technique

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

"Unfortunately your Twitter has been hacked. Fortunately it has been hacked by someone much cooler and funnier than you."

"On the bright side, the NSA is done tracking you."

Peep-A-Boo Spyware: 'Your Privacy is Our Eminent Domain!'

'I've only just learned to read, and I'm already on page twelve of my sister's diary.'

"Let's just say that you're not trending on any site on the internet!"

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

"It's terminal? Brill, I was worried my YouTube channel was loosing it edge."

Texting Rodeo Clown

The News. Editor. Cough! Cough! That dry cough starts every time he makes a call. The editor is a "phone hacker"!

"It's free, but they sell your information."

'Don't worry Honey there isn't anyone for miles!'

Cyber crime.

Computer clown.

"Is this a trick question?"

"I'm getting a new computer, so I'm making sure all my data on this one is erased."

Is That Angela Merkel's...?

Farce Book

"Oh, we used to use a crystal ball, but hacking into your credit files is much more informative!"

'This privacy fence doesn't provide much privacy.'

'Santa sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been good, and he can find everyone's house with his GPS.'

The 'Clown' virus proved to be one of the most dreaded viruses of all.

'Will you be able to shrink their heads with just broad band connection?'

Since his account was hacked Bob suffered from paranoia...

"And just like that, Facebook is giving us ads for used cars, optometrists and couples counselling."

Watch Dog.

'For the last time, this isn't that kind of web and I don't have any funny pictures of cats!'

"Give me his phone for 7 minutes and I will give you the man."

"So, THAT'S what 'compliance' means!"

'He's browsing in privacy mode.'