Online Privacy Jester Pillows

'The best way to protect your privacy is through a flood of misinformation obscuring the truth.'

Hardware and software

'More government surveillance!'

Bad Interview Technique

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

"On the bright side, the NSA is done tracking you."

"Unfortunately your Twitter has been hacked. Fortunately it has been hacked by someone much cooler and funnier than you."

Peep-A-Boo Spyware: 'Your Privacy is Our Eminent Domain!'

'I've only just learned to read, and I'm already on page twelve of my sister's diary.'

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

"It's terminal? Brill, I was worried my YouTube channel was loosing it edge."

"Let's just say that you're not trending on any site on the internet!"

Texting Rodeo Clown

"It's free, but they sell your information."

Cyber crime.

'Don't worry Honey there isn't anyone for miles!'

Computer clown.

"Is this a trick question?"

"I'm getting a new computer, so I'm making sure all my data on this one is erased."

Farce Book

"Oh, we used to use a crystal ball, but hacking into your credit files is much more informative!"

'Will you be able to shrink their heads with just broad band connection?'

'This privacy fence doesn't provide much privacy.'

'Santa sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been good, and he can find everyone's house with his GPS.'

The 'Clown' virus proved to be one of the most dreaded viruses of all.

"And just like that, Facebook is giving us ads for used cars, optometrists and couples counselling."

Watch Dog.

'For the last time, this isn't that kind of web and I don't have any funny pictures of cats!'

"Give me his phone for 7 minutes and I will give you the man."

"So, THAT'S what 'compliance' means!"

'He's browsing in privacy mode.'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'