Online Meeting Maven Gifts

Court barrister working from home

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

'We've cut and pasted your list into 84 arbitrary sub-lists. Well, our work here is done.'

'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

Your Guide to Winning Movember

'Frankly, I'm not sure this whole idea-sharing thing is working.'

We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...'

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

"Our long-term plan is like our short-term plan, only longer."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"What other skills do you obtain other than being able to answer interview questions?"

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

I'm not sure they understood what I was getting at. Yeah, they all looked confused, didn't they?

Dog Park Zoom

'This is why we can't have nice things... '

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"Thanks for coming in."

'First of all I'm sorry. Secondly I'd like to clarify what I meant by 'never apologize, never explain'.'

"All those who want the doughnuts with jam in the middle please raise your hand."

'First, I want to apologize for calling this meeting on such short notice.'

'I know, we'll lead off the presentation with me telling an incredibly long and seemingly pointless anecdote about the time I burned my finger while lighting the back yard grill...'

'Before we start, has everyone shed their moral baggage?'