Online Habits T-Shirts

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

Which Hogwarts house are you?

Island and man

"No matter how many times Martha berated Tony, she just couldn't break him of his habit of not chewing his food."

"I'm taking a year out to travel round the internet."

'We're looking for a wifi hotspot.'

Social Networks

Screen Time at the Dining Table

"Before we take this any further, I'd like us to open about our internet history."

Watching TV around the world

Social Influencers Anonymous.

'I blog, therefore I am.'

'Oh, this is just great... Now how am I going to get a Wi-Fi connection?'

'What's the wi-fi like?'

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

Rodin's Nailbiter.

"I have to say after 45 years of marriage, nobody knows me as well as Facebook does."