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Screen Time at the Dining Table

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Textin’"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"No matter how many times Martha berated Tony, she just couldn't break him of his habit of not chewing his food."

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

DIY pedicure

Rodin's Nailbiter.

'We've been going out for 6 months, now. He can't afford a ring, but he did give me his ringtone.'

Hazard of texting

'Stop biting your nails son and get to sleep!'

Smartphone reads eye chart

"We were unable to release his grip on the smart phone."

'I'm not a famous writer, but I do make enough money to travel the country and sleep in my car.'

"Hi, Mum, I'm last in the race, but I do have the best mobile."

Swiss Army cellphone.

Wedding Texting

'Tell the Nielsen people I'm channel hopping, and let it go at that.'

'We spend a fortune on a big screen and he watches everything on his phone!'

"I think I've taken my morning routine too far."

Woman and dog with mobiles

"Higgins is our new mobile website designer."

"Tell me about online banking again. I'm not good at technology, but it's got to be less stressful than this."