Mobile Habits Gifts

Screen Time at the Dining Table

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Textin’"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"No matter how many times Martha berated Tony, she just couldn't break him of his habit of not chewing his food."

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

DIY pedicure

Rodin's Nailbiter.

'We've been going out for 6 months, now. He can't afford a ring, but he did give me his ringtone.'

"Be right with you. I need to take this real quick."

"Hey Siri, why does my neck hurt?"

Hazard of texting

'Stop biting your nails son and get to sleep!'

Smartphone reads eye chart

"Hi, Mum, I'm last in the race, but I do have the best mobile."

"We were unable to release his grip on the smart phone."

'I've gone from watching movies in Cinemascope to a smart phone...and they call this progress?'

'I'm not a famous writer, but I do make enough money to travel the country and sleep in my car.'

Swiss Army cellphone.

"I think I've taken my morning routine too far."

Wedding Texting

'Tell the Nielsen people I'm channel hopping, and let it go at that.'

'We spend a fortune on a big screen and he watches everything on his phone!'

Woman and dog with mobiles

"Higgins is our new mobile website designer."