Mobile Addict T-Shirts

'I phone therefore I am.'

Changing room - "Does this match my mobile?"

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

The Mobile Phone reception salute

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

The Smartass Phone

'It's my own fault. I never upgraded my skills. I was replaced by a man half my age with a more advanced smartphone and hundreds of productive apps.'

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"Noooooooooooo!"

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

Modern Narcissism

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones

Swiss Army Phone

"I need a more interactive you."

Addiction to mobile.

Family Time

Pizza Delivery Delays

Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.