Online Activity T-Shirts

Moses on the web

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Networking

"OMG, LOL!"

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Online Dating

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Technology and Love

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

Zoom Wedding

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

"How's my wife doing in the discus tryouts? I can tell you that, at home, she's hell on wheels with saucers and plates."

We met online.

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

"He just sits there, trying to think of the tweet to end all tweets."