Online Friends Gifts

'Sure, I've been following him all week - on Twitter.'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Moses on the web

Right click for yes...

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"OMG, LOL!"

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Online Dating

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"She looks just like in your photos."

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"You may now kiss the bride."

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

Technology and Love

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Everybody meets online these days."

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

Today's love

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

'Your website or mine?'

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'