Online Friends Gifts

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Moses on the web

Right click for yes...

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"OMG, LOL!"

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Online Dating

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"You may now kiss the bride."

"She looks just like in your photos."

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

Technology and Love

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

cuPad

"Everybody meets online these days."

Today's love

'Your website or mine?'

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"