Meeting Online Friends In Person Gifts

'Mom, who are all these people?' 'I invited all the people you've friended on-line.'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

Halloween may be a little different this year.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Networking

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

"5...4...3...2..."

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

Now see, we couldn't have this kind of fun, if we met online.

Man and woman meet in bar, in strained poses. He says: 'Now we've met, can we drop the Myspace poses?'

"Is that 'good reptilian' or 'bad reptilian'?"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Woman searches for a book on 'Zoom Etiquette'.

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

Fiction/Non-Fiction/Zoom Etiquette

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

"I'm still in early pre-production."

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

A three eyed alien staring intently at a computer screen.

"I'm Tia Carmen...but I guess I'm not your tia, so you can just call me Carmen."

Speed Dating

Love in social networks

'Jeremy and I have decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

On 'Friends Reunited' everyone can claim to be a front page maodel for GQ Magazine.

Inner Sara Skips Out As Zoom Kicks In

"I want you to meet Dave. You'll get a kick out of his money."

"It's even affecting Zoom now!"