Online Forum Regular Gifts

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

21st Century Malaise-Attention-Seeking-Disorder

"Still no offers - sometimes I think I'm the only one using this site."

"Keep an eye on Old Bound Volume of Harpers. He's on the make."

At the modern antenatal class.

'You're away, Doc!'

"I can tell you about this article or you can just read the comments online."

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

'No, I'm not a connoisseur, but I do have a website.'

'Don't internalise that simmering rage -- get it out of your system on website comments sections.'

I don't like the look of that fish! Can I help it if it had ugly parents?

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

"I haven't seen you in church lately, Mr. Smedly..."

Privacy Forum

"If God had meant for man to interact rationally He wouldn't have given them internet forums."

"They're passing a plate? Great, I'm starved!"

"The hive mind has reached a consensus about 'Wolverine'."

"Bile exits the gallbladder, passes through the cystic duct, gets released into the intestines, and, ultimately, winds up on the Internet."

"You never told me what you thought of 'Wolverine.'" "I was waiting." "For what?" "For the consensus." "My own immediate reaction to any piece of entertainment could be biased. I need to read tweets and posts before I settle on a verdict." "If my view differs too much from the hive mind, it's not valid."

World Economic Forum in Davos 2020

"We met on-line and I promised to sweep you off your feet and take you far away."

'Steward, this fellow hasn't spoken for a week. Be a good chap and feel his pulse will you?'

Noises from armpits.

"They were my friends until I raised a controversial issue on social media."

'I'm going to Internets Anonymous...we meet in a Yahoo chatroom!'

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Mr. Crenshaw gave up Sunday golf to go to church.'

"Steve and Sue, clean up after your mutt or else!"

"Your father spent all morning on Twitter and no one tried to cancel him."