Online Experience Junkie Pillows

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Off to see the world

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

"Siri, find oxygen."

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"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

"Wait -- I have an app that creates a napkin to write the contract terms on."

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"I've just been reincarnated, anyone here know what iphone we're up to?"

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

'I love to see you all so busy!'

'I hunt and I gather. I invented multitasking.'

"My self-driving car is wintering in Florida."

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

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"So, gentlemen.... By investing in this time vortex manipulator, we will be able to cross the bridges before we come to them."

"This is genius, Ted. We can't use it. Nobody will believe I thought of it."

"These kids and their shellfies..."

'Sorry, you're overqualified for this job.'

Internet Cafe

"It's the new self-driving model."