Online Charmers T-Shirts

'You will tweet a tall dark stranger.'

Online Dating

You're the olive in my martini

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

'May I have the key to your heart?'

'Do you come here often?'

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

"Your difficulty communicating how you really feel, is because of your inherent inability to display complex emotion."

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

'He was taller online!'

"Ooh, this looks nice. Would you like to go for a scroll?"

"It's lunchtime! Have you finished saying 'Good Morning' on your WhatsApp Groups?"

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

"Yeah yeah, nice, but how many online followers do you have?"

Rats drawn to Facebook instead of Pied Piper.

'I suppose you want to be served.' - 'No, but I wouldn't mind being included in the conversation.'

A woman with a laptop

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

Football Chameleon

Brownie Size/Okay to Eat

An Irishman unfamiliar with how a telephone works

"You're looking good today. Is that a new dress? By the way, I'm sure this is a mistake...maybe you can raise it to..."

"Make a face that will inspire a meme."

'Ohhh....I love your accent!'

Twitter vs Threads

Sex and the Old City