One Syllable Wonder Pillows

Monosyllabic Crisis Center

The Art Student.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

Mantis Love

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

"This will be a tricky operation."

Phoenix

'No spell-check?? And you call this HEAVEN??'

"Be or be not. There is no question."

"Who. Who. Who. Or is it Whom?"

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

'I like to wear women's collars.'

"What I'm prescribing is so cutting edge, even I can't pronounce it."

"You've got web feet"

Ink Eraser

Will Self deprecation

"Like my old man used to say: 'No news is bad news not yet undelivered.'"

Domestic Animals.

"Jose Rivera, who wrote the screenplay for 'The Motorcycle Diaries,' is the first Puerto Rican screenwriter to be nominated for an Oscar. He's known for incorporating his life experiences into his award-winning writing."

"Now that's art!"

Garden genomes.

Sportknitting

"This home doesn't have a good view, but it comes with smart windows that change the view to something beautiful."

Death Watch

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

Wise Cracker

"Dude. I had the 'craziest' dream last night. And you were in it."

"I thought you meant a football pool."

"I don't think you'll be granted a divorce on the basis that you claim you 'misspoke' saying 'I do'.'"

"I just think we should eat a lot more ice cream for dessert to battle global warming."

Hospitalized intellectuals are ill-literates.

Shows Bundt

Lollies