One Syllable Wonder Pillows

Monosyllabic Crisis Center

The Art Student.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

Mantis Love

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

"This will be a tricky operation."

Phoenix

'No spell-check?? And you call this HEAVEN??'

"Be or be not. There is no question."

"Who. Who. Who. Or is it Whom?"

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

"What I'm prescribing is so cutting edge, even I can't pronounce it."

'I like to wear women's collars.'

"You've got web feet"

Ink Eraser

Domestic Animals.

"Like my old man used to say: 'No news is bad news not yet undelivered.'"

"Now that's art!"

Will Self deprecation

Garden genomes.

Sportknitting

Wise Cracker

"This home doesn't have a good view, but it comes with smart windows that change the view to something beautiful."

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

Death Watch

"Dude. I had the 'craziest' dream last night. And you were in it."

"I thought you meant a football pool."

Lollies

Hospitalized intellectuals are ill-literates.

"I just think we should eat a lot more ice cream for dessert to battle global warming."

Shows Bundt

Korney Ivanovich Chukovsky

"I don't think you'll be granted a divorce on the basis that you claim you 'misspoke' saying 'I do'.'"