One-armed Bandit Fan Gifts

'Do you think it takes 10p?'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"It feels good to unwind..."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

"What?! Really? You didn't ask Santa for carrots? I always ask for carrots..."

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

'You carry a rabbit's foot — well, that explains the rabbit fever.'

'I thought you were trying to lynch me, Mom.'

"I want to report a race crime.'

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."

'I'm so lonesome...'

"When I was seventeen..."

Family wearing shin guards to protect against the kid in a play car.

One Man Band

Sleeping in skis.

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

Surprised dentist pulling a rabbit out of magician's mouth.

"No, I'm telling you, large families are great: you always have somebody to play with..."

A Grim Reaper knife thrower not missing his target.

qui-i-i-i-i-i-i-i... ...NOA-A-A-A!!!

'Wow, I'll earn my black belt in no time.'

A cat in a tube

Lord Robert Winston

Peter Green, 1946-2020

Smoking Firemen.