On Hold Warriors Pillows

"I hope you don't think that music while I waited soothed me."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

La Table

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

Man climbs a ladder only to find the word HELP.

Workaholics anonymous meeting.

'We can manage this is we work 24/7 and no one takes a holiday.'

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

Clancy Strip:At a Restaurant

"I don’t understand why they aren’t happy, we give them challenging, demanding work and let them do it 80 hours a week!"

"You've bust your hump."

'No seriously. His final words actually were, 'If I only had spent more time at the office.''

'You're too aggressive.'

'Enough is enough, John! You've got to choose. It's either your job or me.'

Dead Man Presents Flat Line At Meeting

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

"Sorry about the long wait, but good news. Other than long waits in waiting rooms, I can't find any other causes for your irritability."

'Have I been waiting long? Well, I guess so. I was forty three years old when I came in.'

Clearly, you've been burning the candle at both ends, Mr. Fusco. You have the wick of a man twice your age.

'Did they say WHY you could no longer be a Spartan?' 'Something about, 'image'.'

"He's been working on that project non-stop."

"Behind every great man is an equally great woman starved for affection."

Warning! Magazines Stay in Waiting Room

'No appointments are available for the next three months, but you can always call in to the doctor's talk show.'

"He retired at an executive, returned as a contractor, became a consultant and now he's a brooding presence."

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"

"It's the wife - I can't even fight a war in bloody peace!"

Instagram!!!

"The Chef's Special is to die for. If you order it, you'll need to sign a waiver."

Work/Life Balance.

"I looked up my symptoms on the internet and I'm worried that I might be dead."

'They kept cancelling his operation so he decided to do it himself with the help of NHS Direct.'