Please hold while precious moments of your life tick away
On-hold Hero Pillows
Give the gift of comfort to your on-hold hero with a cozy pillow that humorously honors their enduring patience. It’s a soft reminder that waiting can sometimes be worthwhile.
"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."
Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.
Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?
"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."
"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."
"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."
'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'
"How long were you in that headstand?"
"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."
Planting veggies
'I'll be late - had to think big again.'
Think globally. Act locally.
'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'
"I guess the tomatoes were just a gateway plant."
'I want to thank each of you for coming through in the clutch, putting in some overtime and seeing this project through to completion.'
Blue-Collar Workers
Born to play ball.
'The salad bar's coming in early this year!!'
Pop's store's wanted ad: MOM.
"We find shopping at the farmers' market to be more self-congratulatory."
Two boys having a water fight.
With Friends Like These
"Penalty stroke my ***!"
"If you don't have time to take care of everything, Sir, Mom's vegetable garden would be a good thing to let go."
Two hoses, one labeled 'H2' and the other '0'.
"You said gardening would be duck soup. This is vegetable soup."
"I hope you don't think that music while I waited soothed me."
Procrastinators Anonymous: Just wait and see.
Graduation Day 2020
A pirate fishes using his hook.
'Honestly! You'd do anything to win the Community Balloon Race, wouldn't you?'
"Please stay on the line for the next available agent - unless, of course, you are feeling tired, very tired, or maybe hungry. . ."
'You can't beat home groan.'
"It looks like distance learning didn't go so well for the Smiths this year."
On-hold Hero Pillows Collection
On-hold Hero Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for on-hold heroes. Find a humorous or heartfelt reminder of their patience with our quirky selection.
On-hold Hero Prints
Discover art prints that honor the patience of on-hold heroes. Stylish decor that inspires and amuses, ideal for workspace or home.
On-hold Hero T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts dedicated to on-hold heroes. Celebrate their resilience with witty and stylish designs made for daily wear.