On-hold Hero Mugs

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

Planting veggies

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

'I'll be late - had to think big again.'

Blue-Collar Workers

Born to play ball.

Pop's store's wanted ad: MOM.

'The salad bar's coming in early this year!!'

"We find shopping at the farmers' market to be more self-congratulatory."

"I hope you don't think that music while I waited soothed me."

"You said gardening would be duck soup. This is vegetable soup."

"If you don't have time to take care of everything, Sir, Mom's vegetable garden would be a good thing to let go."

Procrastinators Anonymous: Just wait and see.

Two hoses, one labeled 'H2' and the other '0'.

Two boys having a water fight.

Graduation Day 2020

"Penalty stroke my ***!"

A pirate fishes using his hook.

'Honestly! You'd do anything to win the Community Balloon Race, wouldn't you?'

"Please stay on the line for the next available agent - unless, of course, you are feeling tired, very tired, or maybe hungry. . ."

Unpaid overtime.

"It looks like distance learning didn't go so well for the Smiths this year."

'You can't beat home groan.'

High-jump book is on top shelf in library.