On Hold Warriors T-Shirts

"I hope you don't think that music while I waited soothed me."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

La Table

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

Workaholics anonymous meeting.

'We can manage this is we work 24/7 and no one takes a holiday.'

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

"I don’t understand why they aren’t happy, we give them challenging, demanding work and let them do it 80 hours a week!"

"You've bust your hump."

Clancy Strip:At a Restaurant

'You're too aggressive.'

'Enough is enough, John! You've got to choose. It's either your job or me.'

Dead Man Presents Flat Line At Meeting

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

'Have I been waiting long? Well, I guess so. I was forty three years old when I came in.'

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

"Sorry about the long wait, but good news. Other than long waits in waiting rooms, I can't find any other causes for your irritability."

'Did they say WHY you could no longer be a Spartan?' 'Something about, 'image'.'

"He's been working on that project non-stop."

"Behind every great man is an equally great woman starved for affection."

"The Chef's Special is to die for. If you order it, you'll need to sign a waiver."

Warning! Magazines Stay in Waiting Room

'No appointments are available for the next three months, but you can always call in to the doctor's talk show.'

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"

"It's the wife - I can't even fight a war in bloody peace!"

Instagram!!!

"He retired at an executive, returned as a contractor, became a consultant and now he's a brooding presence."

Work/Life Balance.

"I looked up my symptoms on the internet and I'm worried that I might be dead."

'They kept cancelling his operation so he decided to do it himself with the help of NHS Direct.'

'The doctor's busy. Can you come back when you're better?'