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"Omniscient?? - I think you're confusing me with google. . .!"

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

Paranormal A-Z...

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

The Adventures of God

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"We evolved from asteroids"

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Spindle Neurons

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

"It could never work between us."

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

It's an experiment.

'Catch this!'

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

The Bride of Finkelstein!

"Oh, come in Blevins. I was just thinking about you."

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

Uncle Mort, have you been playing with your home genetic engineering kit again? Guilty. I was trying to clone my own DNA. For laughs, I mixed up my genes with compost. Mixed up? Technically, cross-bred. Trump is a meathead! Well, you're a vegetable.

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

Astronaut

Moon and Star

Standings: Milky Way Conference

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

Madame Borigard: Reader of the Occult - Derivatives & Credit Default Swaps Explained

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