Omniscience Enthusiast Pillows

"Omniscient?? - I think you're confusing me with google. . .!"

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

Paranormal A-Z...

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

The Adventures of God

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"We evolved from asteroids"

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

"It could never work between us."

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

It's an experiment.

'Catch this!'

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

Moon and Star

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

Standings: Milky Way Conference

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

The Bride of Finkelstein!

Astronaut

Madame Borigard: Reader of the Occult - Derivatives & Credit Default Swaps Explained

Frankenfish

'You know creativity involves a high tolerance for failure, don't you?'