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"Not all fat's bad. Maybe you're gaining the omega-3 polyunsaturated kind."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Champagne

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

The one that got away

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Artifishial Intelligence

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

Easter Island Shades...

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

The melting polar ice caps

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"It makes me want to pee."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Subwoofer

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

"Are you cold dear?"

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."