Omega-3 Admirer Pillows

"Not all fat's bad. Maybe you're gaining the omega-3 polyunsaturated kind."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Champagne

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

The one that got away

Artifishial Intelligence

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

The melting polar ice caps

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"It makes me want to pee."

Subwoofer

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

"Are you cold dear?"

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out