Omega-3 Enthusiast Pillows

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

"When I say I'm rich I don't just mean in Omega 3 oils."

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

'Too much Omega 3.'

"I eat guys like you for breakfast! Well, I USED to, until I realized how pathetically low you are in omega-3 fatty acids!"

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Orchestra.

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Dorothy and Toto

Music Lessons

Occupational Hazards.

Malcolm Sargent

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

Team Flute

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

Dorothy and Toto use their special talents to rapidly ascend the corporate ladder.

'I'm falling in love with Eddie... he has the most beautiful biggest organ ever!'

A woman playing the flute

"Thanks for the leaf blower! I'm putting it to good use."

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

Animal Band.

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

Violinist.

A Lightning Conductor.

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

Orchestra

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

Organ Player

Spatula Conductor

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

Three people playing on the same flute.