Omega-3 Enthusiast Mugs

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

"When I say I'm rich I don't just mean in Omega 3 oils."

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

'Too much Omega 3.'

"I eat guys like you for breakfast! Well, I USED to, until I realized how pathetically low you are in omega-3 fatty acids!"

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Orchestra.

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

Music Lessons

Dorothy and Toto

Malcolm Sargent

Occupational Hazards.

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

Team Flute

A woman playing the flute

Animal Band.

"Thanks for the leaf blower! I'm putting it to good use."

Dorothy and Toto use their special talents to rapidly ascend the corporate ladder.

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

'I'm falling in love with Eddie... he has the most beautiful biggest organ ever!'

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

Violinist.

A Lightning Conductor.

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

Three people playing on the same flute.

Spatula Conductor

John Newman

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

Orchestra

Organ Player

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'