Ombudsman Gifts

'And you've written to the council on this one.'

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

The Tin Ombudsman.

Monastery Kitchen - Ombudsmonk

Ombudswoman

Professional Couples

Ombuds (door) man.

Press Complaints Commission

The ombudsman

"That's the Ommbudsman."

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

The Female Brain and The Other One

In, Out, Complain.

Portrait of a Serial Attorney.

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

Complaints departement for men and women.

'Someday we'll look back on this and think, ‘Why the hell didn't we sue?' '

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

Vacancy at the Ecuadoran Embassy

'I wish you would come to me first with your grievances, instead of going directly to the United Nations Committee on Human Rights.'

'He's sending it back....again! I swear this guy can't get no satisfaction.'

Moanathon.

"Before you speak to the manager, we want to congratulate you on being our one millionth irate customer."

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

The Washington Arbitrators

'No, we don't take complaints, we SELL complaints.. If the sign said POPCORN, you wouldn't try to GIVE me popcorn, would you?'

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

Hit by a golf ball and injured...

'I hate them too. Listen, would you like to go out sometime? Dinner maybe? We could complain about the service.'

'Of course I care, madam!'

'When I said you should complain about your steak I didn't mean whining about it on twitter.'

Wine, Whine. Unwind.