Old West Storyteller Mugs

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

'Hey you two! Take that outside!'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

"..Not cloudy all day."

The modern sheriff.

"Trepanning for gold"

Davey Crockets Teddy Bear hat

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"

Reality Wagon Train

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

The corona ranger

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

Custer's Last Rollo

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

"What?"

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

TV Guide: Cowboy Cowboys.

"Barkeep, gimme a shot of your finest whiskey." "Not so fast there, partner." "Oh, sorry. A... sh... ot... of... yo... ur... fin... est... whis... key...."

"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"