Old West Storyteller Mugs

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

'Hey you two! Take that outside!'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

Davey Crockets Teddy Bear hat

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

"Trepanning for gold"

The modern sheriff.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

The corona ranger

Custer's Last Rollo

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

"What?"

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

Reality Wagon Train

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

"Barkeep, gimme a shot of your finest whiskey." "Not so fast there, partner." "Oh, sorry. A... sh... ot... of... yo... ur... fin... est... whis... key...."

TV Guide: Cowboy Cowboys.

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."