Old West Film Buffs Mugs

'We've been trying to ease out Old Stoney as Payroll Coordinator.'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"They don't make good husbands. They roam."

Civil Howdy Pardnership

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

The modern sheriff.

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

"Trepanning for gold"

John Wayne

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

The Gweat Twain Wobbery.

Fancy popping out for some Mexican a bit later?

The Lone Ranger receives a disconcerting smoke signal from Tonto....

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

"Your stomach keeps growlin', Zeke!"

Reality Wagon Train

"Hatless" Bill Johnson

'Suddenly Jake was confronted by the dreaded raffler'

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

"There ain't enough room in this here town for two arthritics, stranger..."

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

"Would you mind closing the window please?"

"Kemo sabe, I want you to be official greeter at my new casino."