Old West Film Buffs Mugs

'We've been trying to ease out Old Stoney as Payroll Coordinator.'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"They don't make good husbands. They roam."

Civil Howdy Pardnership

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

The modern sheriff.

"Trepanning for gold"

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

Reality Wagon Train

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

The Gweat Twain Wobbery.

The Lone Ranger receives a disconcerting smoke signal from Tonto....

"Hatless" Bill Johnson

Fancy popping out for some Mexican a bit later?

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

'Suddenly Jake was confronted by the dreaded raffler'

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

'It's what we were afraid of, Virgil. Someone's selling guns to the Indians.'

Two cowboys fight using remote control cowboys

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

"Kemo sabe, I want you to be official greeter at my new casino."