Western Film Buffs Mugs

"There ain't enough room in this here town for two arthritics, stranger..."

The modern sheriff.

A cowboy sheriff in the old west brings in a bounty to a bounty price scanner.

'A thousand dollars ! - he looks worth every penny of it'.

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

'Jake had come into town to hire some killers'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Billy. The Kid.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Nun Fight.

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Historic Bank Jobs.

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

Draw!

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'