Western Film Enthusiasts Mugs

For a few dollars more, we can get a suite. Spaghetti Westin.

'Chief, you gotta get a different war-bonnet!'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Nun Fight.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Historic Bank Jobs.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

Draw!

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'Mama! Aliens.'

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

"They don't make good husbands. They roam."

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

Domestic Pardners

Civil Howdy Pardnership