Old Testament Thinker Mugs

Kickstart their day with a mug celebrating the wisdom of the Old Testament thinkers—ideal for devotions, study sessions, or just adding a dash of faith and humor to mornings.

All Products Prints T-Shirts Mugs Pillows

"'A land of milk and honey'? - But I'm on a DIET!"

"'A land of milk and honey'? - But I'm on a DIET!" mockup

"'A land of milk and honey'? - But I'm on a DIET!"

from $19.00

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?' mockup

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

from $19.00

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?' mockup

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

from $19.00

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?' mockup

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

from $19.00

'Yes, all at once!'

from $19.00

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?" mockup

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

from $19.00

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?" mockup

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

from $19.00

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?' mockup

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

from $19.00

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?" mockup

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

from $19.00

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.' mockup

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

from $19.00

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?' mockup

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

from $19.00

Christian and Born again Christian... mockup

Christian and Born again Christian...

from $19.00

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this." mockup

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

from $19.00

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.' mockup

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

from $19.00

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis." mockup

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

from $19.00

Thomas Cranmer

from $19.00

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!' mockup

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

from $19.00

Pastor's Bumper Sticker: Save the Congregation

Pastor's Bumper Sticker: Save the Congregation mockup

Pastor's Bumper Sticker: Save the Congregation

from $19.00

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.' mockup

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

from $19.00

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?' mockup

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

from $19.00

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven mockup

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

from $19.00

'Get an afterlife!'

from $19.00

Horseshoes...Samson-style

from $19.00

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?' mockup

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'

from $19.00

'It's just like New-Time religion, but recognizes sin.'

'It's just like New-Time religion, but recognizes sin.' mockup

'It's just like New-Time religion, but recognizes sin.'

from $19.00

"God's sent us some chocolates."

from $19.00

Joseph and his coat

from $19.00

"I don't see HIS name on it."

from $19.00

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

from $19.00

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...." mockup

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

from $19.00

'Do you ever wonder if we'll evolve into creationists?'

'Do you ever wonder if we'll evolve into creationists?' mockup

'Do you ever wonder if we'll evolve into creationists?'

from $19.00

Old Testament Thinker Mugs Collection

Old Testament Thinker Pillows

Add a touch of biblical inspiration to your home with pillows inspired by Old Testament reflections and teachings.

Old Testament Thinker Prints

Decorate with art prints that illustrate the timeless stories and lessons from the Old Testament—thoughtful and inspiring for any space.

Old Testament Thinker T-Shirts

Browse our selection of t-shirts celebrating biblical wisdom—perfect for showcasing your faith and sense of humor.